Chapter 159: Drizzling

Zhao Feng slowly opened his eyes and glanced at the elderly monk, Xuyun.

Master Xuyun sat beneath a tree in the full lotus position, his hands formed in the supreme meditation mudra, looking as though he had fallen asleep.

Zhao Feng stood up by himself.

He walked over to an open clearing and looked down at the mountain recess before him.

It was an expansive temple.

Incense smoke billowed straight up into the heavens from within the temple grounds.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

Zhao Feng clicked his tongue in wonder. "The incense here is truly thriving!"

Zhao Feng lifted his feet, preparing to walk toward the temple.

Suddenly, a palm patted Zhao Feng on the shoulder.

Startled, Zhao Feng turned his head to see that it was none other than Master Xuyun.

Zhao Feng blinked. "Master, you're awake??"

Master Xuyun rolled his eyes. "I wasn't even asleep to begin with!"

Zhao Feng chuckled softly.

With a sharp tone, Zhao Feng retorted, "Then what were you doing with your eyes closed? Closing your eyes without sleeping, isn't that just asking for trouble?"

Master Xuyun froze for a moment.

Recovering his wits, Master Xuyun was amused to the point of anger.

He pointed a finger at Zhao Feng. "You little scoundrel!"

Zhao Feng chuckled and scratched the back of his head, while Li Ting, residing within his body, rolled her eyes.

Furious, Li Ting yelled, "Hey! How much longer are you going to use my body? Hurry up and hand the control back to me!"

Zhao Feng glared fiercely at Li Ting. "What's the rush! Your body is right here, it's not going to run away!"

Li Ting protested indignantly, "With you controlling my body like this, I'm extremely uncomfortable!"

"Uncomfortable with what??" Zhao Feng rolled his eyes.

"I! Me, me!" Li Ting's face turned completely red with stifled frustration.

"What on earth is the matter??" Zhao Feng asked.

Li Ting snapped viciously, "I, damn it, need to relieve myself, okay?!"

Zhao Feng's expression darkened somewhat. "Li Ting, you're a young lady, isn't that a bit too vulgar? Wait! What did you say?"

"I said, I need to pee!"

"This..." Zhao Feng found himself in an awkward position.

That certainly complicated things.

Right now, he was possessing Li Ting's body. To put it bluntly, Li Ting's body was his body.

In other words, at this moment, Li Ting was Zhao Feng, and Zhao Feng was Li Ting.

Zhao Feng felt rather awkward. "Can you hold it in for a bit?"

"No! I can't hold it!" Li Ting refused flatly. "I can't hold it in anymore!"

Zhao Feng grew even more awkward.

He rubbed his nose. "Then go ahead..."

Li Ting rolled her eyes dramatically. "You're inside my body, how do you expect me to go?"

Zhao Feng's temper flared as well. "Are you going or not? Go if you want, don't if you don't! It's not like I'm the one suffering!"

"You!" Li Ting reached the limit of her fury. "You're shameless!"

Zhao Feng whistled tunelessly. "Then what do you suggest we do?"

"Hah!"

Li Ting let out a long breath. "First, give me control of the body back!"

"Oh, oh!"

With that, Zhao Feng retreated from Li Ting's body, settling deep within her sea of consciousness.

Li Ting regained control over her body.

However, having regained control, Li Ting felt even more miserable. The sensation became infinitely more urgent.

Li Ting felt her lower abdomen ache with intense bloating.

"Hah!" Li Ting exhaled, biting her pearly white teeth. "You jerk Zhao Feng, it's all your fault that I didn't get to go to the bathroom all night!"

Zhao Feng whistled nonchalantly. "How can you blame me? You're the one who chose not to go!"

Li Ting grew even more enraged. "You jerk Zhao Feng, how am I supposed to go to the bathroom with you right here?!"

Zhao Feng cupped the back of his head with his hands and whistled. "That's none of my concern, you're the one who refused to go!"

"You!" Li Ting was fit to be tied.

Crossing her arms, Li Ting sat down beneath a tree, glaring angrily at a frog nearby. "Damn Zhao Feng, you jerk Zhao Feng!"

Zhao Feng chuckled. "Go ahead and use the restroom, I can just block out my senses!"

Li Ting blinked. "Really??"

"What else?"

"Yippee!" Li Ting cheered happily.

She glanced at Xuyun and smiled. "Master, please wait for me here for a moment, I need to go to the restroom!"

Xuyun shook his head helplessly, offering no response.

Without waiting for Xuyun's reply, Li Ting scurried anxiously toward the depths of the mountain forest.

"Swish, swish, swish!"

"Pattering, pattering!"

Li Ting moved with great haste, almost resorting to using her inner Qi to leap along.

She ran quite a distance in one breath.

Finding a spot behind a large boulder, she looked around and, seeing no one, prepared to relieve herself right there.

Li Ting pulled down her pants, exposing half of her fair, white buttocks.

She checked her surroundings once more to ensure absolute privacy, feeling a bit more at ease.

"Splish, splash!"

A look of pure relief washed over Li Ting's face.

However, Zhao Feng, lingering in her sea of consciousness, was having a miserable time.

Hearing the cascading sounds, Zhao Feng felt an unbearable itch in his heart.

In truth, there was no such thing as blocking one's senses; Zhao Feng was in a Yang God state, and by possessing Li Ting's body, he and Li Ting were essentially one and the same—she was him, and he was her.

If he truly wanted to claim Li Ting's physical form, he could inhabit her body for the rest of his life.

The only reason Zhao Feng had said that was to give Li Ting peace of mind.

"Splish, splash!"

"Splish, splash!"

Zhao Feng was utterly speechless.

"Hey? Are you done yet?!"

Li Ting blinked in surprise.

"Ah!"

She let out a shriek.

Zhao Feng rubbed his nose. "Oops, I've exposed myself!"

Frightened, Li Ting hurriedly pulled her pants back up. "You jerk Zhao Feng, didn't you say you blocked your senses?"

Feeling somewhat awkward, Zhao Feng chuckled dryly. "I did block them, but I was getting a bit impatient, so I just wanted to ask if you were finished!"

Li Ting blinked. "Really?"

"Really!"

As he uttered those words, Zhao Feng felt a twinge of guilt.

Still, that was the only way to play it now. Otherwise, this girl Li Ting would surely never let him off the hook.

In any case, he had to keep Li Ting calm first.

Li Ting pulled up her pants again, though she didn't fasten her belt. "You jerk Zhao Feng, why did you have to go and speak up? I wasn't even finished yet!"

"Splish, splash!!"

With that, Li Ting resumed what she hadn't finished earlier, a look of profound relief returning to her face.

This, however, was sheer torture for Zhao Feng, who listened to the flowing stream of water while feeling as though his heart were burning with fire.

At the same time, Zhao Feng didn't dare probe Li Ting's physical sensations.

If he were to tune into Li Ting's physical feelings right now, he would get a firsthand experience of what it felt like to be a woman.

After roughly ten minutes, Li Ting finally finished.

She pulled up her pants with a sigh of relief and spat softly, "There's just nowhere to wash my hands!"

With that, she headed back in the direction where Master Xuyun was waiting.

When she arrived, Xuyun was still seated in meditation.

Seeing Li Ting return, Xuyun said nothing.

He stood up. "Let's go!"

Li Ting blinked. "Go? Go where?"

Xuyun pointed toward the mountain recess ahead without speaking a word.

Taking the lead, Xuyun began walking toward the recess.

Li Ting patted her backside and hurried along to catch up.

After walking for about ten minutes, the two of them reached the mountain recess.

At this moment, a continuous stream of pilgrims filled the area.

Those pilgrims wore devout expressions, carrying incense offerings in their hands with an air of utmost piety.

Li Ting frowned. "What temple is this? Why have I never heard of such a thriving temple around here before??"