Chapter 26: Seeing His Son Still Alive, the Father Produced the Seven Wolves!
By this time, the narration on the firmament had finished reciting the atrocities of Hu Hai.
【A cold-blooded man who exterminated his own kin, the Second Emperor of Qin, Hu Hai! A title well-deserved!】
【Reason for Ranking: Since ascending to the throne, he has been foolish and lawless, obsessed with song and dance, lacking any ambition, slaughtering his brothers and sisters with utter inhumanity, murdering loyal officials while favoring treacherous ones, and ignoring state affairs, which led to the suffering of the people. He destroyed the life's work of seven generations of the Great Qin, achieved nothing in his three years of reign, and together with his father, caused the Great Qin to be known as a short-lived dynasty over the span of 14 years!】
【Penalty One: Celestial Eunuch (Born a eunuch, incapable of carnal relations, and unable to harbor any wicked desires.)】
【Penalty Two: Love from the Imperial Father (Every time he acts as a foolish ruler, the First Emperor of Qin will descend from the heavens wielding a "Seven Wolves" belt!)】
【Penalty Three: The Censor Squad (A group of persistent advisors; if he ignores their counsel, the First Emperor will descend!)】
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In another plane, Hu Hai, who was still surrounded by concubines, was utterly stunned!
He pulled down his trousers... and let out a miserable shriek!
"My dragon root is gone... it's gone!"
At the same time, looking at the beautiful dancing girls in his arms, they instantly transformed into piles of bleached skulls.
Hu Hai was so terrified that he nearly choked to death on his own breath!
But it was not over yet. Suddenly, a golden light flashed, and the Censor Squad descended from the sky.
If Li Chengqian were present, he would surely recognize them as the same ones his own "wolf-hearted" father had arranged for him—a group of men who would find fault in anything!
And these were the upgraded versions.
Just because Hu Hai had stepped into the palace with his right foot first, these old men pointed at his nose and cursed him roundly!
Meanwhile, after finishing the inventory of Hu Hai's crimes on the firmament, Ying Zheng, who had just calmed his fury, was so enraged that his head felt like it might explode!
Fourteen years. I reigned for eleven years... My vast Great Qin was ruined in just three short years?
At this moment, the chat group... was even more boisterous!
"A Broken Bowl": "Haha... if any family produced such a specimen, their ancestral graves would explode! So what if you were impressive? Keep strutting! Show us that 'First Emperor of the Ages' spirit you had earlier!"
"I Am the Successor of the Red Dragon": "Many thanks to the First Emperor for producing such a spendthrift son. If not for Hu Hai, it wouldn't have been so easy for me to establish the Great Han. Hu Hai deserves the first credit! (Dog-head emoji)"
These words were undoubtedly pouring gasoline on Ying Zheng's fire!
Ying Zheng's face twitched uncontrollably as he read them!
"A Broken Bowl" and "Successor of the Red Dragon," is it?
I have remembered you both. Do not let me catch an opportunity.
Especially that "Successor of the Red Dragon"—what he said was so damn piercing, every word a critical hit!
For a moment, Ying Zheng felt that his beating of Hu Hai earlier had been too light.
Perhaps he should go and beat him again? After all, he was still hanging in the main hall.
The shame had spread beyond his own borders!
And the chat group was full of his peers.
Tianbao, seeing someone mocking his "Great First Emperor," jumped out.
【Great First Emperor... look, shall Tianbao avenge you and ban them all!】
Hearing Tianbao's warm words, Ying Zheng's anger subsided slightly.
He was the dignified First Emperor of the Ages, the very first emperor in history; would he care about such gossip?
Would he care about the opinions of others?
That was obviously... possible!
"That Tianbao... no need for that. Just tell them to stop saying such piercing things... I am afraid I might lose control and just slaughter that bastard!"
【Understood... Great First Emperor!】
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【The current chat group prohibits nonsense and forbids teasing the Ancestral Dragon of Great Qin!】
The emperors in the chat group saw that the "banning dog" Tianbao had appeared again, and they quieted down quite a bit.
Finally, someone unknown sent: "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
"Love Guan Yu More Than Wives": "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
"Selling Straw Sandals to Restore the Han": "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
"I Am the Successor of the Red Dragon": "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
"A Broken Bowl": "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
"Li Er of the Great Tang": "^_^ Plus one!"
"..."
Zhu Di had originally intended to be a ghost in the group when he saw his father there... but he simply couldn't help himself and joined the wave!
"Yongle Emperor": "Congratulations to the Ancestral Dragon for acquiring a son who is a master at exterminating his own kin! (Dog-head)"
In an instant, many emperors followed suit. As soon as Ying Zheng looked up, he saw the barrage covering the entire sky!
He was so angry he felt numb...
At this moment, the palace was filled with Ying Zheng's roars; he even smashed a gemstone he cherished!
His complexion could no longer be described as merely gloomy.
He never expected that this group of people would dare to mock him like this.
At this moment, staring at those words, Ying Zheng felt as if he had received ten thousand critical hits!
"Hu Hai... Hu Hai, I will beat you to death!"
Enraged, Brother Zheng grabbed his weapon and headed for the main hall.
Just as the furious Brother Zheng's mind was clouded, Tianbao's voice rang out again!
【Detected that Hu Hai in another timeline is behaving like a foolish ruler; please, Ancestral Dragon, go and demonstrate a father's love!】
【Specially gifted: one "Seven Wolves" belt... one barrel of 83-degree alcohol!】
Ying Zheng was just fretting over having nowhere to vent his fire; hearing this, he looked at the belt in his hand.
He whipped it twice, producing a cracking sonic boom!
He grabbed the barrel of alcohol and let out a cackling laugh.
【Great First Emperor... shall we go? Tianbao offers a friendly tip: the belt soaked in the alcohol in the barrel will deal 200% critical damage!】
Ying Zheng: "Tianbao... take me there. I will let that rebellious son know what it means for a father's love to be as heavy as a mountain!"
【Your Ancestral Dragon of Great Qin has logged off!】
In the other timeline, Hu Hai was fast asleep in his bedroom, having ordered his guards to block the censors outside!
Even if he couldn't enjoy carnal pleasures, Hu Hai declared that attending court was out of the question in this lifetime.
He could still play with crickets... still drink! And if all else failed, he could find a male favorite!
Cultivate a few male concubines or something.
He was lying on the bed having a grand dream when the First Emperor descended from the sky, one hand carrying a barrel... and the other wielding the "Seven Wolves"!
*Whack! Whack!*
He landed two strikes immediately, leaving Hu Hai dazed.
He opened his eyes and looked... terrified enough to wet himself...
"Father... how did you crawl out of your grave?"
Hearing this, the First Emperor's face turned even darker: "Crawled out? If I don't beat you until you crawl back in today, consider it a failure!"
*Whack! Whack!*
Hu Hai fled around the room, "Someone help... help! Someone come quickly... my father has turned into a zombie! Take him back!"
The guards at the door heard this and rushed into the palace!
They then saw the former emperor chasing and beating their Majesty...
The First Emperor cast a cold glance at the guards who had rushed in, and said coldly: "Hold him down for me! Today, if I don't beat him until he crawls back in, I will have failed the ancestors of my Great Qin!"
The guards rushed forward, each grabbing an arm and pinning Hu Hai!
*Whack! Whack, whack...*
The First Emperor swung the "Seven Wolves" in a frenzy... and of course, he didn't forget to dip it in the alcohol!
Disinfecting while beating.
Hu Hai was in such pain!
He was twitching from the agony... tears and snot streaming all over his face.
"You really have quite the talent! A man who exterminates his own kin, are you?"
"I am the First Emperor of the Ages, and you have made me the 'First Brother of the Ages'... very well, very well... truly a great talent!"
"Is the dance of the dancing girls beautiful? Is the head of a loyal official easy to chop off? Is the damn wine tasty? Is Zhao Gao easy to use? You damn brat, you play quite wildly! Even your old man didn't play like this!"
Ying Zheng swung the "Seven Wolves" while cursing!
His voice grew louder with his movements, and he even took off his dragon robe, swinging his arms with all his might.
Hu Hai had been beaten until his skin was split and his flesh was open!
It must be said that Hu Hai had a unique gift; no matter which timeline he was in, he had one thing in common: he was truly resistant to beatings.
Ying Zheng was left drenched in sweat, exhausted!
"Ah... satisfying!"
The anger in Ying Zheng's heart finally dissipated quite a bit... and he felt his mind clear instantly.